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Why women rarely go for nice guys

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Women like nice guys. They may not love them or if they do -well, if they do- then that guy must have done his share of donkey work and listened to a lot of boyfriend escapades from the lady long enough to earn him a seat at her royal throne. Honestly, those guys are few and in most cases the ladies were out of options.

This is why a lady will tell Mr. Nice guy that she isn’t ready for commitment and two months later you bump into pictures of her and her man on IG. The nice ones will be civil enough to inform you of their new relationship and you’ll be distraught and ask between chokes of tears, anger and bitterness…’but I thought you said you didn’t want to commit.’ Of course she wanted to commit…she wanted someone to send her care packages on a regular and send Glovo or Uber eats with grilled chicken and olives and take her to Lemon Valley and Elementaita and Santorini, but you weren’t her target audience dummy!

She’ll politely say she’s so sorry she wasted your time but you’ll not be mad at her because in all honesty, she showed you all the signs and made it clear that you and her would never be anything more than friends. You were friend zoned a long time ago. Maybe she let you hit once or twice, or maybe not, but the truth is- you’re a sissy, and a pushover and not tough enough…..you’re just too nice and too available to tickle her fancy. You’re the kind that will see her text about a tummy ache at 3.a.m and offer to hail a cab to Kinoo from Juja just to give her foot rubs and tummy massage.

‘Do you need wine, or should I just come with melrose sweet almond oil to massage your tummy? Is it the periods?’ You’ll ask.

‘Nah…I’m good. I’ll be fine.’ She’ll say this while frantically scrolling through her messages  to see when last the bare minimum guy she’s interested in texted her.

‘Maybe we can do lunch tomorrow at Empire coffee lounge then. I want to make you feel better.’ You’ll prod further.

Dude….don’t you get it?

All the late nights you spend reading Chimamanda’s Americanah just to get in touch with your feminist side -because she’s a feminist and she also comes from the suburbs- will earn you nothing. Just so you know, I have nothing against progressive feminism.

And yet, the guy from Eastlands, well, you’re also from Juja so don’t gloat, will just wink at her…..

‘niaje totois.……..’ and the deal is signed, sealed, delivered!

Other ladies will not care. They showed you the signs and you didn’t read them. You’ll just start to notice you will be the water boy at their wedding by how cavalier they become, but that is a ‘you’ problem.

You are her option B when her option A is too busy chasing after every skirt in town to notice or pay attention to her. You are her snuggle pillow when she’s heartbroken. But don’t worry, the day you decide to end the nonsense and go where you’re wanted brethren -and the guy she wants just sent her an invitation to his wedding- she may or may not come back running to you.

Don’t give in though. Know your worth and ask her to kiss your sorry behind.

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Kidis the Jembe quits music after losing millions of shillings

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Coast-based musician Kidis the Jembe has announced that he has quit music for good after failing to make it in the industry in over a decade he had been in the game.

A frustrated Kidis, who burst into limelight with his hit banger Kamua Leo several years back, claims he has lost millions of shillings in the music industry, something that has prompted him to quit.

The singer also claims he lost a whopping Sh6.5 million on the song Mshamba which was used as the signature tune for TV comedy program ‘Mshamba’ which aired on a local TV station.

Kidis says he has never been paid the loyalty for the song and his effort to get his dues have been futile. He also claims Music Copyright Society of Kenya (MCSK) owe him Sh7.5 million in loyalties.

Kidis made the revelations during a phone conversation with Milele FM radio presenter Chris The Baise. “Sanaa ya Kenya iko na uhuni sana, sasa naibiwa pesa hadi nilishindwa kulipa nyumba shilingi elfu kumi. Niambie vipi Kidis ashindwe kulipa elfu kumi?” he posed.

This is not the first time Kidis has shared his frustrations with the Kenyan music industry. Back in 2014, he became the first artiste to ditch Grandpa Records that was huge back then. He quit after a bitter fallout with the owner of the label Refigah.

Kidis claimed he never met his expectation since joining the label which signed him after he dropped Kamua Leo. However Refigah denied falling out with Kidis, stating that his contract with the now dead label, had come to an end.

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Kanye West ends marriage with Kim Kardashian in bizarre divorce rant

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Kanye West has seemingly ended his marriage with Kim Kardashian in a extraordinary divorce rant. The rapper, 43, reportedly caused an uproar in the Kardashian family when he dropped the bombshell his wife wanted to abort North during his presidential rally over the weekend.

Concerns for the musician have been growing after he sensationally claimed Kim called the doctors to lock him up and compared his life to horror movie Get Out in a Twitter firestorm.

The Kardashians were said to be incredibly worried about Kanye amid claims he’s in the middle of a serious bipolar episode. Kanye’s latest claim appeared to suggest he had been trying to divorce Kim since she met fellow rapper Meek Mill at a hotel.

His tweets have been deleted since they were posted on Monday.

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Frankie JustGymIt responds to deadbeat dad tag

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Popular fitness trainer Frankie Kiarie better known as Frankie JustGymIt recently broke down responding to questions posed by his followers pertaining to his children. In the video dubbed ‘Deadbeat Dad’ posted on his YouTube channel, Frank read out questions asked by netizens.

One question took him aback after one user asked why he was a deadbeat dad to his two children with Maureen Waititu.  In response, Frankie googled the meaning of a deadbeat dad stating that he took care of his children and was always there for them.

“Each week I send money for my children’s upkeep, actually let me be candid and say I send Sh6, 000 every week for their upkeep. Personally, I spend like maybe Sh2, 500 on myself and I’m a fully grown man.

“I pay for school fees. So with school fees, Lexi goes to Montessori, he loves it there. It’s a private school, the fees there is not cheap. Let me just be candid, the school fees is about Sh150, 000 per term. Paying is not easy and there was a reason he went there which I’m not going to touch on,” he said.

The fitness trainer cautioned netizens against labeling individuals and tasked them to do their research.

Asked on whether he left Maureen to be with Corazon Kwamboka, Frankie explained that things between him and Maureen were not okay and it is after they broke up that he met his current girlfriend.

“I didn’t leave Maureen for Kwamboka. Maureen and I broke up then I met Kwamboka. It wasn’t planned that I am going to get rid of this beautiful thing that we had going on and go start another beautiful thing that we have now going on. That wasn’t the thought process. We had our differences and issues and it’s something that people need to understand.

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